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Just because nearly everyone seems to die at the end of my French novels, people seem to have got the wrong impression:

Hobbit: Can you let me in peace till I've finished reading this French book, I'm nearly at the end and the hero's in danger and I want to see if he survives, being the hero and all..
Forest: Its a French book, everybody dies
Hobbit: Yes, this is why I need to read to the end..
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...
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Hobbit: Aha! Finished! And the hero survived and nobody died (except the murder victims)
Mum, overhearing: Must have been that book you said was translated from the Norwegian then, everybody dies in French books!

::giggle::